Free Speech

There's no free speech. Free speech costs dough and I don't have any. That's why all these rich-focks can run for government and it's like they get to speak through one of those fancy-schmancy speaker systems like they got in an arena. For the poor schmucks who can't pay for the free speech, it's like you may well as be talking with rotten teeth, bleeding gums, a draining boil on your tongue, and right before they hand you the microphone, somebody tapes your mouth shut and breaks your jaw with a focking baseball bat.