I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So I figure as a bona-focking-fide candidate for public office, I ought to put the "bona" to use and round up some ambitious young ladies to serve as pages, lobbyists, funraisers and so forth for these upcoming campaigns of mine, what the fock. Therefore, I invite all hopeful Fockettes to a casting call at each of my campaign tour stops, and free admission for all who show up, I kid you not, 'cause I'm Art Kumbalek and I told you so.
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