A Man About Town for the Country

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, as a gung ho-slinging bona-focking-fide candidate for whatever political office you've got a vote for in all the elections coming up—president, county executive, mayor, governor, county sheriff, homecoming king, alderman, some-kind-of-judge—I got to tell you's now that it's post-Labor Day 2007, I've decided to get my campaigns rolling but good.